Buckle up, everyone, because Glastonbury 2022 was a whirlwind of music, mud, and magic that you won’t want to miss hearing about. I’m John, and I’m here to spill the tea on this year’s festival, from jaw-dropping headliners to the hidden gems tucked away in the festival’s many nooks and crannies.
Walking into Worthy Farm, you instantly felt like you’d entered another dimension. This wasn’t just a festival; it was a city of dreams, sprawling with stages, secret areas, and more surprises than you could shake a wellie at. The vibe was electric from the get-go, with each corner of the festival offering its own flavor of madness.
The Headliners #
Let’s start with the heavy hitters. Beyoncé? Unreal. She stormed the Pyramid Stage with a powerhouse performance, delivering hit after hit with the kind of energy that made the crowd feel like we were witnessing history. Then there were the Foo Fighters, smashing through a set of iconic anthems with all the swagger you’d expect—and just when you thought it couldn’t get better, they brought out some surprise guests that had everyone losing their minds. And Kendrick Lamar? An absolute masterclass. He owned the stage with a set that was both politically charged and musically flawless, leaving us all feeling like we’d been part of something bigger.
Beyond the Headliners #
But Glastonbury is never just about the headliners. Some of my unexpected favorites included The Strokes, who swaggered through their set with effortless cool, and Disclosure, who transformed the crowd into one giant, pulsating dance floor with their beats. It didn’t matter what your taste in music was—there was something for everyone, from indie upstarts to electronic wizards spinning until dawn.
The Stages and Areas #
The Pyramid Stage, of course, was the heart of it all, and it lived up to the hype with mind-blowing lighting, killer sound, and an atmosphere that made every performance feel monumental. But part of Glastonbury’s magic is in exploring the other stages and discovering their unique vibes. The West Holts stage was a standout with its diverse lineup that took you on a journey across the globe in just a few hours. Meanwhile, the Acoustic Tent provided a chilled escape, offering intimate performances that were perfect for recharging before diving back into the chaos.
And then there was Shangri-La—a trippy, neon-soaked wonderland that felt like a festival within a festival. It’s impossible to describe without experiencing it, but let’s just say it’s where you go when you’re ready to get truly weird.
The Food and Drink #
Let’s not forget about the food—because when you’re spending all day dancing, you need to refuel properly. From gourmet burgers to spicy curries, the food scene was on point, catering to every craving imaginable. And yes, the bars were plentiful and always ready with a cold pint or a cheeky cocktail, keeping spirits high all weekend long.
Glastonbury 2022 wasn’t just an event; it was an experience, a beautiful, chaotic escape from reality that I’ll be talking about for years. Whether you’re there for the music, the spectacle, or just the sheer unpredictability of it all, Glastonbury is a bucket-list festival that lives up to its legendary status. If you’ve never been, make it happen—you’ll leave with muddy boots, a happy heart, and memories you’ll carry forever.
Glastonbury Festival is a five-day festival of contemporary performing arts held near Pilton, Somerset, England, in most summers.